That Guy
Spring is just around the corner and with it comes more and longer rides. And more group rides. Have you ever noticed that there is always--or nearly always--one guy who shows up and works on his bike? His shifting will be maladjusted, or his tires will need inflating, or his headset will be loose, or... something. Always something. It's not even necessarily the same person every time, but there is That Guy.
I'll admit, I've been That Guy, before. It's embarrassing. What's worse, is that I've shown up late and been That Guy.
So, how do you avoid being That Guy? How can you be the one standing by, mocking the sorry sap who has to work on his bike at the trail head?
Here are a few suggestions:
Clean and lube your bike from time to time. Your chain isn't supposed to be that noisy. When you are cleaning your bike, take a moment to inspect it for damage, make sure that your wheels run true--and round--and check that your brake pads have sufficient material left.
Right before the ride, air up--or down--your tires. Make sure that their pressure is correct for the ride you are going on while you are still in your comfortable, dry, garage and using a comfortable floor pump--or, better yet, an air compressor.
If your shifting wasn't working properly on the previous ride, chances are it hasn't fixed itself. When you are doing the cleaning and lubing I mentioned above, adjust your shifting.
Finally, things do break on the trail and tires do go flat despite our best intentions. Remember the old Boy Scout motto, Be Prepared. Pack your own tube, tools and pump.
Understand that these aren't rules etched in stone. I've carried the pump for the group and have relied on others' pumps in the past. Usually, though, I've checked with the pump carriers before the ride--"hey, do you have a pump? I don't want to pack mine"--and received the OK ahead of time. I've also given out many tubes. Once is not a problem... but every week? Bring yer own!
So, don't be That Guy, maintain your bike and then open mock those that don't.









