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Though Surly's Pugsley is obviously not a "standard" mountain bike, many people overlook the tremendous responsibility of owning one. Nor do they bother acting any different on the trail when either riding with others, or just encountering others on the trail. However, following these simple guidelines will help even the most novice Pugsley owner minimize trail-side embarrassment.
Pugsley tires (Surly Endomorphs) are wide
This might seem both obvious and irrelevant at the same time. However, as someone purportedly wise in a movie once said, "with great [big tires], comes great responsibility." I couldn't have said it any better myself, Uncle Ben.
Endomorphs, due to their mammoth width, are like single-track-making-machines. Eventually, your riding buddies will succumb to your barrage of requests to go riding in the snow--even though they might not be Pugsley riders. When the time comes, it is your obligation to lead out on the snowed-over single-track. Much like Cervelo Soloist road bikes (who's owners are required to always lead in a pace-line do to their superiorly aerodynamic bikes), it is what Pugsley's are made for. You see, no matter what the trail is like before you get there, the Pugsley will create nicely packed, super-wide single-track. In fact, careful riders will be able to ride two abreast in your track--though strictly speaking, the Endomorph track isn't wide enough to be considered double-track.
Similarly, loose dirt trails are magically transformed into a fine, smooth hardpack in the wake of the steamroller-like tread.
Pugsley tires (Surly Endomorphs) are big
Because of the current 29er push, you might often encounter many such bikes on the trail. In fact, you might ride with people on 29ers. The biggest temptation for you, whilst on a Pugsley, is to point out how much larger your wheels are than theirs. This should be avoided.
However, if you run into a particularly fanatical 29er--one who insists that no one should ride mountain bikes with 26" wheels--you're fine to point out how much larger your wheels are, and make sure and tell them that you're riding 26" rims. Hopefully this person will then be more likely to be accepting of others in the future.
Pugsleys aren't light
Now that you own a non-light bike, it is no longer okay to make fun of others' bikes because of their heft--even if your other bike is a full suspension bike that weighs only 19.7654 lbs. On the other hand, you can now make fun of their bikes for being too light and, possibly, not as sturdy as yours. For instance: "You call that heavy? I crushed 3 vertebrae lifting my Pugsley onto my roof rack."
Pugsley's use a non-standard fork
Just like the Cannondale Lefty owner who always needs to be the one driving to the trail-head, it is unlikely that your riding buddies' cars are sufficiently equipped for you to mount up your Pugsley to their rack.
Notable exceptions: Pickup trucks (must be 3/4 ton or more), top-tube hitch mounts (Only large SUVs can handle this. H2s are okay, but not H3s.), and apparently Yakima King Cobra roof mounts (with the wheel size set to 29").
Pugsleys make you feel bigger
As tempting as it may be, even with a Pugsley it still isn't okay to run over your neighbors' pets. Not that you'd notice while running the super-low PSI possible in Endomorph tires, but it's best to keep an eye out for them to avoid further neighborhood squabbles.
Remember, just as owning a large SUV doesn't make you any larger or tougher yourself, owning a Pugsley also doesn't make you any stronger or tougher.
Actually, if you have to lift it onto the roof of your car for transport, it might make you a little tougher.