To Be Truly Clean
I am not a clean person. Some might say that describes me in general, but, specifically, I'm not clean with my bikes. I tend to lube and re-lube and assume the old lube just vanishes into nothingness. After years of doing it this way--often times using supposedly "self-cleaning" lubes--I realize that my drive-train is almost always dirty. The good news is that it's a well-lubed dirt. I've convinced myself that this fact makes it okay.
At Interbike, we got to pick up a sample of some new wax-based lube: Squirt. We've got it on at least three bikes here at GearReview, but when I decided to put it on my road bike, I decided that this time, I'd clean my bike first. And by clean, I really mean really clean and not "Jon clean".
I started out with a large container of de-natured alcohol for my degreaser. I then proceeded to disassemble my drive-train. I removed the chain (of course), the cassette, the chain-rings, the derailleur pulleys, and the inner rear-derailleur cage plate. I soaked the parts. I scrubbed the parts. I went through rolls of paper-towels. The chain itself was soaked and wiped clean 3 or 4 times. I used up that entire 20-gallon barrel of de-natured alcohol. When I was done and everything was re-assembled, I could touch any part of my drive-train and my fingers would remain clean.
Of course, at this point, my fingers were a long-way from clean, but trust me, this was clean. I may not have ever known a single clean thing in my entire life, but this day, this moment in time, I knew clean.
Then, ever so carefully, I applied a drop of this supposed wonder-lube on my chain--one drop per roller. I ran it through the gears. I waited. I re-applied the lube. I waited some more.
Actually, I waited a few days, but only because it was midnight and I didn't get another chance to ride for a while.
First Impressions?
Everything was smooth and quiet. Shifting was superb.
Well, until I shifted under load and threw my chain off the inside of my chain-rings. I then reached down to put it back on (it got stuck around the bottom bracket when I tried to just "shift" it back on). To my amazement and horror, my fingers were black. Black, I tell you! Where did all this unclean blackness come from? How could this be? Evidently, I don't know clean.
Since then, I've learned that I should have sprayed off my chain with water to rinse out the rest of the solvent and the remaining hidden uncouth blackness. All I know is that I'll probably never go to all that trouble to clean my drive-train again.














































