Today I didn't get a chance to ride, but I did get an opportunity to go to the dentist and get some cavities filled. Yay. As I was sitting in the chair staring up at nothing--the dental assistant having removed my glasses rendering me blind--I started to think: "Self," I said, "this is a lot like cycling." Being the benevolent person I am, I will now share these observations with you.
5 Ways Going to the Dentist is Like Riding a Bike:
1. Pain.
Okay, this one is obvious, but at times both hurt. Yesterday, when I was doing a hill workout--hitting a lot of really steep (some greater than 20% grade), but short hills--I was in pain. A couple of times I really had a hard time keeping my legs turning instead of collapsing. Likewise, in the chair today, I was quite uncomfortable. In fact, there were times when it hurt a lot. (I could also point out that I enjoy the hurt that comes from cycling, but that's a difference, not a similarity.)
2. It'll make you stronger.
Suffering on the bike makes you stronger. I ride hills, I push my speed, I increase my distance--all with the hope that I'll get hugely massive legs that can crush my competition--should I ever decide to compete. My dentist today made me stronger by replacing weak organic--dare I say, cavity-prone--enamel with superior man-made filling-material (whatever it is made up of) which, presumably, won't ever get cavities. (Remind me again why I don't want cavities? Oh yeah, the pain.)
3. It costs money.
I used to tell people that cycling was cheap (at the time, I was a teenager living at home, and my bike was a gift to me). Sure, going on a ride doesn't cost anything, but there's always something to replace, something to fix, and many, MANY things to upgrade. I'd say that the worst of going to the dentist is the bill. I guess this, for me, is the biggest reason not to get cavities.
4. I produce extra amounts of saliva
Really, I can't figure out why I do, but on the bike, I produce lots of saliva. I constantly need to spit. Also, there's something about leaving my mouth open for an hour with hands and instruments inside that just makes my mouth water and water. (And as a side note, have you noticed how hard it is to swallow when you're like that? Plus, what ARE you swallowing? Because that isn't just saliva collecting in there.)
5. I have to do it, to make up for how poorly I treat my body
I'd say that one of the many differences between me and a professional cyclist is how I eat. I really don't eat like a cyclist should. However, I ride a lot to keep my weight down despite what I'm always shoveling down my throat. I never used to get cavities. Never. Then, I discovered soda (pop). To me, it is the elixir of life--except it's bad for me. I can't stop drinking it. The consequence? I'm getting cavities more often now--despite my improved brushing, flossing and mouthwash habits. I go to the dentist so I can keep drinking soda... sort-of.
I'd still rather ride my bike.